So far, I've heard solutions ranging from putting a bunch of parking lots
in Afghanistan to letting LAPD's Rampart Division handle all arrests. This
one is the best of all.
As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire
his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to
an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete
sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman
under the Taliban.
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