Subject:
   Hillbilly terrorists located in
   mountains of eastern Kentucky

Harlan, Ky. (AP) - A cell of terrorists
has been operating in the hills of
Eastern Kentucky, local police report.
Three of the four have been detained.
The county sherrif's office announced
the arrest of Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin
and Bin Fightin. Police have doubts
that the fourth terrorits, Bin Workin,
will ever be found in the area.