Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his
mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his
death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm
of the future she finds the answer.
"You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die,
it will be an American holiday!"
