Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck.

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What do Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Osama bin Laden?
A: There will be a Christmas in December.

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have Drivers Ed and Sex Ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.

Q: What's orange and looks good on Taliban militiamen?
A: Napalm.